I don't often use my blog as a medium on which to complain, but I just feel overwhelmed today and maybe, if I get it all out, I'll feel better. So here goes...
Why is it impossible for my husband to find anything unless it is attached to a giant flashing neon sign??? Whenever he asks me where something is and says he has "looked" for it, I can pretty much guarantee I will find it in 2.5 seconds and it will have been RIGHT in front of his face.
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Speaking of husbands, here is the conversation we had last night (me in my craft room and him in the kitchen) and what it resulted in this morning:
DH: Honey can you do something for me?Me: Sure, but you have to put the food away from dinner while I do it.DH: Ok. {Sounds deceptively easy now doesn't it?}Me: Can you put 1 1/2 enchiladas and a scoop of rice in a container for my lunch tomorrow.DH: Why not 2 enchiladas?Me: I already cut one in half for dinner so just put the other half in my lunch please. {What does it matter if I only want 1 1/2??}DH: Ok. How many scoops of rice?Me: Just one.DH: Ok. {I imagine here he is scooping said rice into container.}I finish the project and we head over to our family's house to deliver it. We get home, I'm exhausted and I put Natey down and watch some TV in bed before I fall asleep. I awaken this morning and go to put my nicely packaged lunch in my lunchbox.....
Me: Honey, where's the rice?DH: Oh, shoot, I forgot to put it in.Me: Seriously, where is it then?{what the HECK were you doing during that whole conversation last night?}DH: I must have forgotten to put it away.Me: So it is still in the rice cooker on the counter {checking}? Ugh!DH: You can still eat it.Me: Um, no, you can't still eat it after it has sat out.... all night... at room temperature. Can you say food poisoning?************************************************************************
What is going on with my throat right now?? It doesn't hurt, but it feels like it is closing on me and there's a golf ball there every time I swallow. I can not get sick. I do not have the time and we are going on vacation in 9 days. It would be SO rude if I were to get sick right now because then Aaron will get it right in time for our trip.
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Natey, please stop hitting mommy in the freakin face!!!
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Automatic flushing toilet, please stop flushing while I am still peeing!! I promise you can flush when I'm all done.
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Work is on my last nerve right now. When am I going to have a boss??? It has been a year and a half since I had an actual boss and not some interim idiot who doesn't even know what I'm doing or how to guide me in any way shape or form! I'm about to pull my hair out.
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Ok, I'm sorry for all of that, but I do feel a little bit better. It seems kinda stupid now that I go back and read it, so I guess it put things in perspective if anything. I now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging.