Monday, January 12, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Monday, bloody Monday...make that Monday, snowy Monday. Well, snow or no snow, I made it to work and am about to embark on my favorite post of each week! Like a blanket of snow makes everything seem clean, so will cleansing your soul by admitting to the oopses, the uh ohs and the did-I-really-just-do-thats of the past week. If you want to come clean, head on over to MckMama's blog and play along. You'll be glad you did!!


I did not mope the majority of last Monday because my vacation was over and I missed my boy even before I dropped him off for daycare. I have 3 degrees and I should feel happy about putting them to use. I would never just want to stay home with my family. Nope, not me!!

I did not manage to drive the speed limit for an entire day. It wasn't one of my 101 goals and it was not absolutely painful to accomplish. I was not very proud that I did not give up half way through the day while I was being passed by semis and elderly ladies on the highway. I am a law abiding citizen and wouldn't even think of of speeding. You hear that officer..I don't speed...EVER. ;o)

I am never clumsy. In fact, I am a picture of grace at all times. This being said, I didn't slam my knee into our side table and proceed to tell my hubby, "When I ask where this {newest} bruise came from, remind me that I ran in to that table". I shouldn't need to be reminded. It's not like I run into every stationary object in sight and end up with bruises all over me that I can't remember how I got! That would just be ridiculous.

What did you "not" do this week?


  1. OMG I am CRACKIN' UP! I love it!

    Happy Not Me Monday!

  2. That's funny that you have to make driving the speed limit a goal! LOL

  3. i'm much more a speed-limit abiding citizen after 2 tickets and 2 kids, but i still won't be passed by old ladies and semis! good job!

  4. Don't you love it when you are passed by little old ladies!!

    Happy Monday

  5. Oh, I am just picturing you slamming yourself into things...LOL! Just like me.Grace with abundance!!! =)

  6. I always tell my husband that to when I run into things...well, after I say "Ouch that's gonna leave a mark." Too funny. Hope you didn't get a bruise.

  7. I bruise so easily and half the time I have no idea where they come from! But I usually do run into corners of tables too.

    And 3 degrees, damn girl! You really are a made scientist :)

  8. You sounds like me - bumping into things and then forgetting how you got that black & blue mark.

    Btw, your son is adorable!

  9. My son is like that- bumping into things and me saying "where did that bruise come from"?

    Happy NMM ;-)

  10. Rob asks me all the time where I get this gnarly lookin' bruises. I never remember so I tell him my pimp beats me.



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